Found the Salt
Tonight we have a virtual Margarita in tribute to Jimmy Buffett, Chuck gives us Biden’s vacation numbers, and Max enters the Trump Spite Zone. Zone.
Justice and the Constitution is served in Kyle Rittenhouse’s acquittal – much to the left’s chagrin. The US House passes a $1.9 Trillian pork bill, despite McCarthy’s exploits. The FBI serves the Brandon administration by raiding O’Keefe for no reason. The Marines are still the BEST. Mayor Pete proves he’s an idiot, but we all knew that already. Cuomo needs to let it go. Obama never knows where he is, nor does Biden, but no mean tweets, amiright?
Covid Carl’s — On Our Backs for Vax!
If you submit to the gubbment and get that jab, you’ll be rewarded with burgers, booze, and broads! Don’t delay, get jabbed today!
The MAGA crowd just won’t take the jab, but they’ll try just about anything else to stay healthy – and Acosta ain’t having it!
We take you now to April 30, 2045…the day the masks FINALLY came off…