Trump won the debates again, so Pravda runs hit pieces based on their inability to grasp context. Pennsylvania promises your votes count, just not exactly toward what you voted for. Crowder releases the Nashville manifesto since our supposed public servants couldn’t be bothered to serve the public. Mr. Beast is under fire from self-righteous lefties, again, for doing good in the world, again. The horror! Hamas supporters Rashida Tlaib and Ilhan Omar break glass with their shrieking, while other Squad members break glass in case of fire, but only when there’s no fire. Loving parents are the worst terrorists this world has ever seen. This is actually happening.
All’s quiet on the western front (not so much the eastern). Vegan mayor Eric Adams eats crow. NYC goes full fascist. Again. Watch for shrapnel in your grub. Zelenskyy goes full diva. Again.
Welcome to the show. We double up on the Holy Crap segments and Slumlord University sketches, and discuss the ongoing stupidity that is Daylight Savings Time! All this, plus, news of the weird, wonderful, and wicked. Intro: AKA The History…
The three little terrorists lived in a straw house with wolves only huffing and puffing and nothing else. Who the hell is Mike Johnson? US college students go full Hitler Youth. Pfizer hides all the things you knew Pfizer was hiding. Oregon is dumb, but we knew that; just look at Portland. RFK ducks the CIA, for what it’s worth.
We still don’t have a speaker, and nobody cares. Hamas needs to be wiped from the planet but dumb college students disagree. Tlaib and BLM are terrorists, but you’ll be arrested for pointing that out (we’re certainly shadow banned for that). The Cabbage in Chief’s handlers want more and more and more and more and more. Screw 1A, 2A, and any other A that get in the way. Meanwhile, Russia has employed dolphins and Biden’s face is a phallus.
