Holy Crap, Trump is Actually Happening


Trump announced his run for 2024 presidency, progressives explode into shards of salt.

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Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — All Nutjobs


Short one this week. Not much to say. Election integrity? Dunno.

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Truth is Spookier than Fiction Edition — Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening!


Elon frees the bird, and the spoiled twits freak out. We found the single politician who doesn’t like flinging poo. NYC might have to pay for its hypocrisy. It came from lab, duh. Pelosi and Abrams solve the economy by changing the subject. Biden does a whammy of an interview.

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Free and Open Edition — Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening!


Catching up on news from last week, Brittan’s PM is out, Bannon is in, Musk is chief Twit, Ye is cancelled, Haiti says no to further Clinton occupation, Biden’s war is Russia is going swimmingly, McDonalds jumps the shark, video games are blamed for deaths caused by the jabbity jabbitty, the UK buffers baby killing, Boston boosts the boosters, TikTok is a Chinese spy, DNA kits for kids, and pot through Uber.

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Ghosts ARE the Machine — Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening!


The racist, sexist hurricane met its match. Biden is Puerto Rican because…reasons. UC Berkley goes full fascist. Fauci gets rich off fear porn. Biden sees more dead people. Democrats will cure weather. Italian families are the end of the world. Late night didn’t end early enough. The NYT eats crow. OPEC laughs in Biden’s face. Putin declares the end of the world where there will be no mean tweets.

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It’s Only WWIII — Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening!


Big bubbles in the Nord Streams. Chinese and Russian cruisers cruse by. Hurricane Ian is a great excuse. Iran goes full George Floyd, except not. Biden is a ped—oh, heck, we knew that. Stacey Abrams has issues with reality…again… California is going full electric, except not. Censorship is 24-carrot nonsense. There are racists under the bed drinking milk. The FBI plants traps — or is it traps plants? Venezuela is Biden’s model economy.

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