Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — Chinese Takeout Edition, February 18, 2024


Kiss off, Myorkis. Chiao, Chao. Whatever, Willis. Really, Cally? Wrong, Wong. ICE – not nice. Haha, Hawaii. Shotsplatters matter. Southern Fried Idiot does TikTok. Not OK for JFK. Soros ain’t selling.

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Come Hell or High Water


Tonight, no matter what happens with the internet, we are going LIVE on all platforms. For realzies. Pray for us.

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Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — Well-Meaning Edition, February 11, 2024


The two-tiered “justice” system soft-serves a corrupt senile man….nothing…

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Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — Swift Resolutions Edition, February 8, 2024


Farmers in the EU are fighting back, as are the king’s t-cells. NYC allows illegals to pelt their own cops. CA will be offering free surgeries to border crashers. The UN dabbles in slavery, again. Nikki Haley loses to no one, then says it was rigged in no one’s favor. Ronna McDaniel needs to go, but will she? Marianne Williamson was running? Brazil goes full Jan. 6. Biden talks to felt creatures.

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Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — Don’t Mess With Texas Edition, January 29, 2024


Y’all don’t come back now, y’hear? Jeff DeWitless steps down. Caffeinated cows will destroy the world. SeaWorld is underwater. Dictator Trudeau did, in fact, break his country’s constitution. Fetterman is charged with making sense. Old Joe would forget his head if it weren’t attached at the neck bolts.

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Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening – Gall Around the World Edition, January 22, 2024


DeSantis out, Sasquatch in. ESPN takes the L. Kamala and Fani…need I say more? SI GTFO. Yup, the ‘rona was exactly as you thought, and they did exactly what you thought about it. Trudeau doesn’t want criminals to be embarrassed. Australia loves their pedos. Javier BTFOs the WEF. Russia and China, but we saw that coming. Watch your back if you buy a bible.

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