Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening —April 24, 2022


Disney smells a rat. Nikki Fried deletes her OnlyFans, Musk trolls Gates, CNN minuses out, Amazon leaks its list, lunar plans bomb, King Brandon (as usual) gets it wrong.

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Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — Trust the Government, No, Really, Edition, April 10, 2022


Capitol police let more protestors go. The FBI infiltrates itself and loses its own case. The Sacramento mass shooting gets downgraded because…melanin… Newsome blames guns, not people. The CCP takes a break from Uyghur genocide to starve out the rest of China. Ukrainians get creative with tracking and smacking. Teachers can’t stop saying gay. We still have cancer and student loans, thanks Brandon.

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Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — Unhappy Humpday Edition, March 30, 2022


King Brandon is going to kill us all. Redittors are going to kill more Ukrainians. Trees are going to…uh…do nothing as usual… SCOTUS diversity hire is a moron. Shutdowns should be permanent. Xi rules over Brandon, but, dude, SLAP!
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Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — Still Putin on the Ritz edition, March 20, 2022


The Biden regime continues to blame Putin for all their failures. Kamala cackles her way through Poland. Elon Musk offers an easy solution; Putin ignores him. Romney RINOs his way into hot water again. Pelosi manages to find a candidate worse than herself. Eric Adams is an a-hole hypocrite, but we knew that. The New York Times suddenly wants to report actual news. Abrams boldly goes where she’ll never ever go in real life.

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Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — Don’t trust your lying eyes edition, March 13, 2022


The Pentagon denies, and then confirms, US-funded bio labs in Ukraine. China asks them to punish themselves for spreading misinformation almost as deadly as a virus from Wuhan. Canadian dictator Trudeau goes on a European tour to spread lies about his own people. Jen Psaki blames big oil for not being able to out-maneuver big government. Twitter hosts dictator flame wars. Fact checkers fail their own fact checks and mislabel the results as misinformation.

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Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — March 6, 2022


The Queen is quite amused. The WEF somehow manages to get even creepier. All of media is conspiring to assist Putin, and they can still get Happy Meals! Dear Leader Brandon warns us against fallout while still buying Russian oil.

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