Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening – November 21, 2021


Justice and the Constitution is served in Kyle Rittenhouse’s acquittal – much to the left’s chagrin. The US House passes a $1.9 Trillian pork bill, despite McCarthy’s exploits. The FBI serves the Brandon administration by raiding O’Keefe for no reason. The Marines are still the BEST. Mayor Pete proves he’s an idiot, but we all knew that already. Cuomo needs to let it go. Obama never knows where he is, nor does Biden, but no mean tweets, amiright?

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Covid Carl’s — On Our Backs for Vax!


Covid Carl’s — On Our Backs for Vax!
If you submit to the gubbment and get that jab, you’ll be rewarded with burgers, booze, and broads! Don’t delay, get jabbed today!

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Bubba Rands


Our kitty, Phrytzie, LOVES rubber bands (or as she calls them, “bubba rands.” See her play with one as she sings an ode to her favorite toy.

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October 31, 2021 — Super Spooky


Short one this week. The Left can’t meme, but they can pretend tiki (spoiler alert: it fails). DeSantis Clause saves Christmas from the Grinch in Chief. Speaking of the Grinch, #PoopyPantsBiden doesn’t even know he’s a meme. Or what a meme is. Or what these kids are doing on his lawn.

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Harvey Weinstein

Interviews on the Phrytz: Harvey Weinstein


Our intrepid field reporter now has a cushy desk job. She’s getting assigned interviews with big names that she might not be fully briefed on.

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Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening – CCW News September 19, 2021


The J6 rally was a dry nothingburger. Professional parasite AOC embarrasses herself in Chick-fil-A bag made by a tax dodger. Gavin Newsome holds his throne. Go to SF to get paid to not shoot, or go to Chicago to get sued if you do. The tolerant Left loves slave labor and homeless camps under bridges. Milley proudly commits treason and the Harris-Biden regime couldn’t be prouder.

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