Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — Unconstitutional Edition, September 11, 2023
Democrats have given up hiding their disdain for the Constitution. They’re also hunting anyone who complains about it, including duly elected Presidents. Sanctuary cities regret their stupid choice. The meat puppet in chief has made us weaker, poorer, and more in danger of nuclear war. NASA makes air.
Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — Even More Democratic than before Edition, September 3, 2023
Trump made it a whole week without going to court. Fascist Fauci is at it again. The WGA has worse fish to fry with the Strike Force Five. McConnell needs to be put out pasture. Biden’s vacations are the only thing saving us from Biden.
Naresh Vissa on Vivek Ramaswamy
Naresh Vissa has looked at the data and he believes Vivek Ramaswamy is our next POTUS
Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — Democrats are killing it edition, August 20, 2023
Maui’s on fire, thanks to Democrats. Trump faces yet more indictments at the hands of his political opponents, because THAT’s not fascist or anything… Biden’s pretend tweets go out to his pretend supporters, he then makes another super popular trade. Seattle, buh bye. The Satanic Temple pretends they’re as relevant as their fake beliefs. Aliens invade Peru via jetpack. Musk gets called out for his censorship on what he declared a free-speech platform. Biden continues to get away with lying, treason, and child abuse.
Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening! Look At All the Chips Edition, August 13, 2023
Nestlé’s sawdust cookies are out of this world…and off the shelves. The Trump witch hunt lost all its mojo, no, wait, that’s evidence. It lost its evidence. Sam Bankman-Fried got popped right back into jail for being even more of a jerk, if that were possible. Biden is trying to out-bet the House, but the House always wins.