Bubba Rands


Our kitty, Phrytzie, LOVES rubber bands (or as she calls them, “bubba rands.” See her play with one as she sings an ode to her favorite toy.

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October 31, 2021 — Super Spooky


Short one this week. The Left can’t meme, but they can pretend tiki (spoiler alert: it fails). DeSantis Clause saves Christmas from the Grinch in Chief. Speaking of the Grinch, #PoopyPantsBiden doesn’t even know he’s a meme. Or what a meme is. Or what these kids are doing on his lawn.

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Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening – Spaced Out Edition October 17, 2021


Kirk goes to space. Australia doesn’t believe in personal space. Delta rules the airspace. The NYPD has to ignore the spaced out. Mandates are leaving first responders orbiting. Even Canada has had enough with the vacuum of liberty. China nanny-nanny-boo-boos from space. The world is laughing at the space between Biden’s ears.

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Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening – CCW News October 10, 2021


Facebook whistleblower..pffft… Facebook outage is wholly unrelated. No Time to Die is an awesome Bond flick that has absolutely nothing to do with current events. Amazon’s Bezos success story is an interesting read. The Georges Berges Gallery is totally on the up and up, just like our currently installed toilet..er…POTUS. Container ships are chillen’. Bill de Blasio loves his NYPD and will never defund them because they’re sooooo helpful. The DOJ thinks parenting is a threat to the nation. Mandates are patriotic, so if you’re not a citizen, you don’t have to comply. Biden swaps dictator tips with the Wizard of Oz.

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Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening – CCW News September 26, 2021


The NYT comes clean with FBI plotting J6, OMG, LOL. Scientific American gives up science and goes woke. The Del Rio homeless camp gets cleared. Biden threatens horses. Imported cavemen do what you’d expect them to do. Madcow gets a raise. It’s a privilege to get murdered. Gitmo is about to get more.

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Harvey Weinstein

Interviews on the Phrytz: Harvey Weinstein


Our intrepid field reporter now has a cushy desk job. She’s getting assigned interviews with big names that she might not be fully briefed on.

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