Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — March 6, 2022
The Queen is quite amused. The WEF somehow manages to get even creepier. All of media is conspiring to assist Putin, and they can still get Happy Meals! Dear Leader Brandon warns us against fallout while still buying Russian oil.
Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — February 27, 2022
Pfizer pays the FDA to force a fourth jab; more on the way. The queen is not amused, or sick, either. Told ya there’d be a black market for travelling papers. Beat poetry makes you want to beat actresses. Trudeau is finding Nazis under his bed again. King Brandon wants to force us to like him, CBS helps.
Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — February 20, 2022
Happy Brain-dead Resident’s Day. The ATF went full SS. The Olympics ended with the same yawn it started with. Trudeau attacks his own people. So does New Zealand. Prince Chuck is in hot water again. Another of Epstein’s buddies got Epsteined.
Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening – Meanwhile at the end of January
The most popular president ever has second presser, including meltdowns and lies. Smarter countries lift mandates. California is a dystopian hellscape, but we knew that. Canadian truckers ain’t having it. China bans all talk of their cruel reality just in time for the Olympics. VP Harris sounds even more braindead than her boss. The green M&M deserves more press than the diaper-wearer in chief.
Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening – First week of 2022
Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening
– First week of 2022
Jan. 6 is nothing less than propaganda…but we knew that. The Golden Globes is racist (but we knew that). Fish can drive cars. No…really… Epstein supplied royals…but we knew that. Ghislaine Maxwell will face no jail time because Epstein supplied royals…but we knew that…Biden throws his rescues away because he has no morals…but we knew that…Harris-Biden regime admits they should have done what Trump did to begin with…but we knew that..
Always a Doggy to Me
A musical memorial to our beloved Golden Retriever, matriarch, advice columnist, and tennis ball enthusiast. In the style of Billy Joel’s “Always a Woman”