Mexico sends over a different kind of alien. The Pentagon can’t find their…well, OUR… stuff, again. All evidence is no evidence when it comes to King Brandon. The Libertarians fancy themselves the adults in the room. Even Putin thinks Biden is a little fascy for him. Musk might be in trouble for not giving away more free stuff. Representative Boebert gets a Stern warning.
Democrats have given up hiding their disdain for the Constitution. They’re also hunting anyone who complains about it, including duly elected Presidents. Sanctuary cities regret their stupid choice. The meat puppet in chief has made us weaker, poorer, and more in danger of nuclear war. NASA makes air.
Trump made it a whole week without going to court. Fascist Fauci is at it again. The WGA has worse fish to fry with the Strike Force Five. McConnell needs to be put out pasture. Biden’s vacations are the only thing saving us from Biden.
Trump’s mugshot breaks the internet, possibly the world. Biden’s banana republic tries to take out Musk, too. Oh, and heeeeere’s lockdowns! Just in time for election interference, like the indictments weren’t enough. Biden disgraces the mainland in Maui simply by being himself. DeSantis goes full Hillary. We have an alcohol czar. No…really. Prigozhin’s totally not being tortured by the Kremlin. Totally.
Naresh Vissa has looked at the data and he believes Vivek Ramaswamy is our next POTUS
Maui’s on fire, thanks to Democrats. Trump faces yet more indictments at the hands of his political opponents, because THAT’s not fascist or anything… Biden’s pretend tweets go out to his pretend supporters, he then makes another super popular trade. Seattle, buh bye. The Satanic Temple pretends they’re as relevant as their fake beliefs. Aliens invade Peru via jetpack. Musk gets called out for his censorship on what he declared a free-speech platform. Biden continues to get away with lying, treason, and child abuse.