The bogus indictment of Trump is still bogus. Of COURSE the TikTok ban was a Trojan horse. The weaponized IRS is sicced on Matt Taibbi. Don’t exercise, it won’t help. The NAACP has gone full kid-diddling racist. The night of vengeance got an early start.
Trump’s not-tweet stirs things up. Sargassum is gonna ruin Florida. The delicate Democrat majority is under the weather. Philadelphia pays for its own destruction. Tic tock, TikTok’s time is short. IQ is dropping. Uvalde cops are afraid of their own shadows, but we knew that.
There was a Silicon Valley Bank, and now we have to pay for its failure? WW3, and we’re to blame. Nuff said. The train wreck is no longer Trump’s fault: it’s Russia’s. Introducing yet another Biden Crime Family member: the cuckster. Trump’s getting arrested? Mkay. Gary Glitter gets in trouble for doing what Hollywood does every day. Ranch dressing flavored ice cream. I swear I am not making this up.
Ohio, what? Is something happening there? Hmm…nope… No other trains derailing anywhere else, either. Shhhh… ‘Merica — where we spend billions to bomb balloons, amiright? Canada — where we spend millions to shut up our citizens, amiright? The Grammys — where we spend millions to suck up to talentless, devil-worshiping hacks, amiright? Project Veritas gets it all un-veritased. Our soon to be vegetable-in-chief is doing even worse than our current one.
Justice isn’t good enough for Tyre’s murder. Adam Schiff continues to shill for China. Pelosi hangs on tight to what’s most important. Netflix boots their base. Only Fans, is it really for preschoolers? M&Ms aren’t satisfied with just being un-sexy. Project Veritas simply verifies at this point. Plants are smarter than our president.
Comic book villains want you to eat bugs while they fly around in private jets. Greta fakes her own arrest. Babylon Bee FTW. Pelosi is exorcised. Baldwin might face a light spanking for his premeditated murder. We will never know who leaked. Asian lives, much like Black lives, don’t matter to the Press. If you’re crypto and you know it, hide! New Zealand’s dictator un-dictates herself at the request of her country. Joe has been stuffing top-secret docs for decades, and yet he still doesn’t get a full on raid; amateur.