No News to Me Edition — Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening!
The Fresh Prince finally feels sorry. Talcum X buys a pooch. Diversity hire fails, per usual. Man arrested for having opinion. Recession avoided! Nancy gets island nation bombed, and not in the way she normally is. Mr. Pelosi gets privileges. Brandon takes out a bad guy; sadly it’s not himself.
Fake it if You Can’t Make it Edition — Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening!
Goodbye choco taco. Lia Thomas loses to a girl. Matt Gaetz calls ‘em like he sees ‘em. AOC gets in $50 worth of trouble with the popo. Alan Eyre cancels himself. Bill de Blasio finally gives in to popular demands. Twitter and Reddit name all rainbow folk “groomers.” Cannibalism, no, really. Biden gets cancer, corona, and legal aids.
Prudent Investments Edition — Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening!
Dear Leader fistbumps his way through an apology tour. Gavin Newsome cops a feel on the Whitehouse. Blackface Trudeau visits a cartoon barber. Pelosi is corrupt…but that’s not news…. King Brandon explodes on reporters…because he’s not news… New York is bracing for the aftermath of Biden’s foreign policies.
The CCW crew reacts to life hacks. Will any change our lives?
To be, or not The Bee? Marine reacts to current headlines
Can a grizzled jarhead tell the difference between fact and fiction (especially when it’s all fact – yikes)? He will sit on the other side of the screen while I read the headlines.
Holy Crap, this is Actually Happening – Big Distractions Edition
SCOTUS is on fire, and so are most cities. Eric Adams hates motorcycles. Things were actually worse in Uvalde than we imagined. Go woke, get eaten by dinosaurs. Lefties are still trying to create a past insurrection while simultaneously engaging in a current one. All of this, of course, is a big distraction from Ghilsaine Maxwell not Epsteining herself.
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