Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — Don’t Mess With Texas Edition, January 29, 2024

Y’all don’t come back now, y’hear? Jeff DeWitless steps down. Caffeinated cows will destroy the world. SeaWorld is underwater. Dictator Trudeau did, in fact, break his country’s constitution. Fetterman is charged with making sense. Old Joe would forget his head if it weren’t attached at the neck bolts.

Fauci is a hack

Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening – CCW News 2021-06-06

Beef gets hacked, Newsome stays in his basement and demands same from the rest of the state, California becomes #1 for concealed carry, Abbott does the prez’s job for him, Fauci is caught with his emails down.