Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening – Thrills, Chills, and Toxic Spills Edition


Ohio, what? Is something happening there? Hmm…nope… No other trains derailing anywhere else, either. Shhhh… ‘Merica — where we spend billions to bomb balloons, amiright? Canada — where we spend millions to shut up our citizens, amiright? The Grammys — where we spend millions to suck up to talentless, devil-worshiping hacks, amiright? Project Veritas gets it all un-veritased. Our soon to be vegetable-in-chief is doing even worse than our current one.

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What else is on?


There seems to be a ball game on again or something, but here at CCW, we have way more interesting things to talk about. Of course, our new field reporter, Aaliyah, will report on the Stupid Bowl – but we’ll also have the inside report on the State of the Union and News of the Weird and Wonderful. This is better than super, even better than the Puppy Bowl!

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Chuck Chuck Boom Boom


There was so much news that we’re upping the Chuck with TWO newscasts this week. Our teenage puppy joins the show for the first (and hopefully last) CCW rap. We’ll have News of the Weird and Wonderful, as well as some fun surprises.

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