Biden as a troll

Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — Re-Imagined Edition

The US is not a Republic, so sayeth CNN. You are now safe to make gay U-turns in L.A. Uvalde parents sue the wrong guys. Sandy Hook parents’ grift is starting to make even Alex Jones haters suspicious. Dr. “The Science” Fauci finally fesses up that he made it all up. New Jersey DAs just can’t get Trump off of their minds. Biden’s lies have become so epic that he’ll be writing the next Jurassic Park spinoff, but first, he’ll have an honest moment to let China and Russia know we’re unarmed.