Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — Aloha Snackbar Edition, October 22, 2023


We still don’t have a speaker, and nobody cares. Hamas needs to be wiped from the planet but dumb college students disagree. Tlaib and BLM are terrorists, but you’ll be arrested for pointing that out (we’re certainly shadow banned for that). The Cabbage in Chief’s handlers want more and more and more and more and more. Screw 1A, 2A, and any other A that get in the way. Meanwhile, Russia has employed dolphins and Biden’s face is a phallus.

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Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — Basement Dweller Edition, July 23, 2023


That’s right folks, it’s 2020 on rinse, lather, repeat. Sharks on coke. No…seriously. Is Rand Paul Batman? He seems to be able to survive anything. Cluster bombs; they’re not just for third-world countries anymore. Oops, he won’t do it again. Black lives apparently are the only ones who riot. FOX shows their true colors, not that we didn’t see THAT a mile away.

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Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening – CCW News Memorial Day, 2021


Biden panders to both Korea and China, wages more wars foreign and domestic, and ruins the economy — but, hey! Ice Cream! It’s not THAT you deliver any news, it’s what you look like while doing it. The Border Czar czisn’t. BLM founder outs herself as racist. John Cena begs the CCP to use lube next time, Zuckerberg has their baby. Kellogg starts using more than just sugar to prey on children, meanwhile Biden literally traffics them. Fauci proves Alex Jones right yet again.

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Looking for hate in all the wrong places


When the world is so great that you can’t find any hate, make some up! We’ll go over some things that could only happen in 2020, Max interviews Mayor De Blassio, of course, we’ll have News of the Weird and Wonderful.

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Mazel Tav Cocktails all around!


Who’s telling the truth, who’s lying, and whose mess are we in? Tonight we go over (and make fun of) it all. Tune in for two new spoofs!

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