Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — Don’t Mess With Texas Edition, January 29, 2024


Y’all don’t come back now, y’hear? Jeff DeWitless steps down. Caffeinated cows will destroy the world. SeaWorld is underwater. Dictator Trudeau did, in fact, break his country’s constitution. Fetterman is charged with making sense. Old Joe would forget his head if it weren’t attached at the neck bolts.

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The Freezer Saga, plus Marnye Moore!


Tonight we have a great interview with Marnye Moore you won’t want to miss. Plus Chuck gives us Holy Crap, and we give you multiple reasons why we can’t have nice things. And you will not want to miss the Saga of the Freezer.

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Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — Holier and Crappier than Thou Edition, May 7, 2023


God save the…meh. It’s time mediocrity got paid more. Google hates words. Cackling Rose is appointed czar. Tucker comes out smelling like a rose. Lonliness is bad, mmmkay? Minnesota goes flat. The question no one can answer goes global. Nothing to see here, but don’t go home.

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Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — Self-identifying Edition, April 25, 2023


Twitter crybullies are no longer true to blue. Jill Biden’s husband is being run again. Baldwin gets a few more shots in. Washington state is coming for your children. The UN is coming for the rest. The left can’t stop trying to lynch Clarence Thomas. Mmm mmm mmm mmm. Time to blow your credit so that you can afford your home. Wide open borders and free plane rides from the ex-presidents, whee! Life finds a way. Texas wants morals, oh no! The great fake news purge begins.

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Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening – CCW News September 26, 2021


The NYT comes clean with FBI plotting J6, OMG, LOL. Scientific American gives up science and goes woke. The Del Rio homeless camp gets cleared. Biden threatens horses. Imported cavemen do what you’d expect them to do. Madcow gets a raise. It’s a privilege to get murdered. Gitmo is about to get more.

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Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening – CCW News Memorial Day, 2021


Biden panders to both Korea and China, wages more wars foreign and domestic, and ruins the economy — but, hey! Ice Cream! It’s not THAT you deliver any news, it’s what you look like while doing it. The Border Czar czisn’t. BLM founder outs herself as racist. John Cena begs the CCP to use lube next time, Zuckerberg has their baby. Kellogg starts using more than just sugar to prey on children, meanwhile Biden literally traffics them. Fauci proves Alex Jones right yet again.

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