Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — Chinese Takeout Edition, February 18, 2024


Kiss off, Myorkis. Chiao, Chao. Whatever, Willis. Really, Cally? Wrong, Wong. ICE – not nice. Haha, Hawaii. Shotsplatters matter. Southern Fried Idiot does TikTok. Not OK for JFK. Soros ain’t selling.

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It’s Only WWIII — Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening!


Big bubbles in the Nord Streams. Chinese and Russian cruisers cruse by. Hurricane Ian is a great excuse. Iran goes full George Floyd, except not. Biden is a ped—oh, heck, we knew that. Stacey Abrams has issues with reality…again… California is going full electric, except not. Censorship is 24-carrot nonsense. There are racists under the bed drinking milk. The FBI plants traps — or is it traps plants? Venezuela is Biden’s model economy.

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Fully Redacted – Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening!


The DOJ is terrified of you finding out they have nothing on Trump. CNN is getting boycotted, like they could tell. California faces energy woes they created. Denver follows suit. King Brandon goes full fascy.

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Queen Pelosi’s Last Great Week


The Jan. 6 witch trials continue — with lies AND ice cream! The leaked draft almost gets Kavanaugh killed. Ol’ Nance does drag. The WHO is racist and the CDC gives sex advice. Portugal is trying to export Californians. RINOs gonna RINO. Musk threatens to make Twitter employees work for a living. Biden…oh, just #FJB already…

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Taste the Rainbow


Tonight we talk Jan. 6, Pride, and then some GOOD news. We’ll poke fun at politics, and then pray. We need prayer.

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Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening – CCW News August 22, 2021


Biden bows to his Pharma overlords rather than fess up to his Afghanistan failure, Amex uses capitalism to make billions in order to prove capitalism is racist, San Francisco and New York City employ Naziesque checkpoints, China makes up experts to fool you, Ella French is denied a full tribute because Beetlejuice declares ACAB, the Taliban laughs at our weak, ineffective POTUS.

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