Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — Sideshows, Airbags, and Missteps Edition


The Durham report exonerates Trump and vilifies the FBI, but nobody cares. E. Jean Carrol is also a shill, but nobody cares. CNN is woke nonsense, but nobody cares. Airbags kill the very people they’re supposed to protect, but nobody cares. Man 3-D prints guns, and only the EU cares. Politicians lie, and only the Democrats pretend to care. CA doesn’t care about anything, including grooming children.

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Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — Why won’t they Listen? Edition, January 2023


McCarthy finally bullied his way out of the doghouse and into the main House. CNN hires inflicted RINO. Blackface Trudeau hunts Justin Peterson for hurting Karens with factual tweets. Crocs go pedo, but they always were creepy. Biden gets another do-gooder sacked…for no reason that involves his son, we’re sure… The weaponized Capitol cops arrest the mother of the only J6 victim.

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Self-Own Edition — Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening!


Tulsi leaves the Demon-ran party for obvious reasons, Biden screws up another speech, Pfizer (surprise, surprise) cares more about profits that science, Acosta is on his way out

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Fully Redacted – Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening!


The DOJ is terrified of you finding out they have nothing on Trump. CNN is getting boycotted, like they could tell. California faces energy woes they created. Denver follows suit. King Brandon goes full fascy.

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CDC Modulation — Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening


Goodbye, Reliable Sources and little Brian Stelter. Putin wants to father the country. DOCTOR Jill gets a coof-free diagnosis. Thought you were paying for the ‘rona before? Think again. The CDC is going to get a much needed overhaul.

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Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening —April 24, 2022


Disney smells a rat. Nikki Fried deletes her OnlyFans, Musk trolls Gates, CNN minuses out, Amazon leaks its list, lunar plans bomb, King Brandon (as usual) gets it wrong.

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