Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — Basement Dweller Edition, July 23, 2023


That’s right folks, it’s 2020 on rinse, lather, repeat. Sharks on coke. No…seriously. Is Rand Paul Batman? He seems to be able to survive anything. Cluster bombs; they’re not just for third-world countries anymore. Oops, he won’t do it again. Black lives apparently are the only ones who riot. FOX shows their true colors, not that we didn’t see THAT a mile away.

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Cocaine and Sharks – yet still Nothin’


Cocaine Sharks, Texas Death Fleas, Exploding Cider Bottles…Nothing to see here, folks!

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Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — Oh, Thank Heaven Edition, July 11, 2023


From Diet Coke to REAL coke in the Whitehouse, thank Heaven we’ve returned decency, amiright? Stop being so chaste, Planned Parenthood needs your business! Musk and Zuck update. Bond villain Bill is at it again; will he block out the sun with mosquitoes? France is still on fire, but they can’t tell you about it — find out why. Guess where Prigozhin is hiding. No, seriously, guess!

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