Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — Oh, Thank Heaven Edition, July 11, 2023


From Diet Coke to REAL coke in the Whitehouse, thank Heaven we’ve returned decency, amiright? Stop being so chaste, Planned Parenthood needs your business! Musk and Zuck update. Bond villain Bill is at it again; will he block out the sun with mosquitoes? France is still on fire, but they can’t tell you about it — find out why. Guess where Prigozhin is hiding. No, seriously, guess!

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Wazzup with the Olympics? NYC mayor Eric Adams foists a disgusting diet on kids that even he won’t follow. If you make enough billions, you can do anything to anyone any time. Canadian Prime Minister Trudeau has gone full on fascist, just like daddy. Australia finally wakes up. Biden’s crack pipe debunking debunked. Get out of Ukraine now — easiest way is through the US southern border.

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