Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — Pathetic Distractions Edition, September 20, 2023


Mexico sends over a different kind of alien. The Pentagon can’t find their…well, OUR… stuff, again. All evidence is no evidence when it comes to King Brandon. The Libertarians fancy themselves the adults in the room. Even Putin thinks Biden is a little fascy for him. Musk might be in trouble for not giving away more free stuff. Representative Boebert gets a Stern warning.

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Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — Even More Democratic than before Edition, September 3, 2023


Trump made it a whole week without going to court. Fascist Fauci is at it again. The WGA has worse fish to fry with the Strike Force Five. McConnell needs to be put out pasture. Biden’s vacations are the only thing saving us from Biden.

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Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — February 20, 2022


Happy Brain-dead Resident’s Day. The ATF went full SS. The Olympics ended with the same yawn it started with. Trudeau attacks his own people. So does New Zealand. Prince Chuck is in hot water again. Another of Epstein’s buddies got Epsteined.

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Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening – CCW News Memorial Day, 2021


Biden panders to both Korea and China, wages more wars foreign and domestic, and ruins the economy — but, hey! Ice Cream! It’s not THAT you deliver any news, it’s what you look like while doing it. The Border Czar czisn’t. BLM founder outs herself as racist. John Cena begs the CCP to use lube next time, Zuckerberg has their baby. Kellogg starts using more than just sugar to prey on children, meanwhile Biden literally traffics them. Fauci proves Alex Jones right yet again.

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