Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — Oh, Thank Heaven Edition, July 11, 2023


From Diet Coke to REAL coke in the Whitehouse, thank Heaven we’ve returned decency, amiright? Stop being so chaste, Planned Parenthood needs your business! Musk and Zuck update. Bond villain Bill is at it again; will he block out the sun with mosquitoes? France is still on fire, but they can’t tell you about it — find out why. Guess where Prigozhin is hiding. No, seriously, guess!

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Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening – CCW News August 1, 2021


So the pregnant man emoji is a thing, but not as sinister as gaming PCs. Why did we bail out France in WW2 if they’re just gonna go full fascist anyway? Pelosi continues imposing rules she doesn’t intend on following. The Olympics, amiright? Biden eats his boogers on live TV.

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