Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — Holier and Crappier than Thou Edition, May 7, 2023
God save the…meh. It’s time mediocrity got paid more. Google hates words. Cackling Rose is appointed czar. Tucker comes out smelling like a rose. Lonliness is bad, mmmkay? Minnesota goes flat. The question no one can answer goes global. Nothing to see here, but don’t go home.