Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — Chinese Takeout Edition, February 18, 2024


Kiss off, Myorkis. Chiao, Chao. Whatever, Willis. Really, Cally? Wrong, Wong. ICE – not nice. Haha, Hawaii. Shotsplatters matter. Southern Fried Idiot does TikTok. Not OK for JFK. Soros ain’t selling.

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Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — Unconstitutional Edition, September 11, 2023


Democrats have given up hiding their disdain for the Constitution. They’re also hunting anyone who complains about it, including duly elected Presidents. Sanctuary cities regret their stupid choice. The meat puppet in chief has made us weaker, poorer, and more in danger of nuclear war. NASA makes air.

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Coming for Your Children


Intro Butthead City Drive-through employee drives customers away. Pelosi is running again. SF gets what it pays for.   News of the Weird and Wonderful More weird than wonderful Three-Eyed “Dinosaur Shrimp” Are Waking Up At Burning Man   Cheers,…

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Holed Up


Live in an undisclosed bunker somewhere in Texas, back from our YouTube spanking, we take on the week’s news and extra silliness while crammed in a single room with two cats, a dog, and each other’s egos!

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Holy Crap St. Paddy 2021

Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening St. Patrick’s Edition — CCW News 03-21-2021


Don Lemon declares himself Pope, Drag Queen Storytime lives up to its name, the Washington Post quietly corrects its fake news (but no other outlet does), we’re too pure for Epstein, segregation is back in, Biden waves in invaders, Prince Harry’s gotta pay his own bills, the POTUS is a laughing stock world-wide, Orange Man still bad.

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Michael Ewetuga on CCW Radio!

Michael Ewetuga


It’s not my business to convince you to like my race. … If you want to carry hate in your heart, that is your problem, not mine.” ~Michael Ewetuga Michael and I were connected indirectly through Toastmasters. He is a…

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