Welcome to the show. We double up on the Holy Crap segments and Slumlord University sketches, and discuss the ongoing stupidity that is Daylight Savings Time! All this, plus, news of the weird, wonderful, and wicked. Intro: AKA The History…
Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening! Scary but True Edition, All Hallow’s Eve, 2023
The three little terrorists lived in a straw house with wolves only huffing and puffing and nothing else. Who the hell is Mike Johnson? US college students go full Hitler Youth. Pfizer hides all the things you knew Pfizer was hiding. Oregon is dumb, but we knew that; just look at Portland. RFK ducks the CIA, for what it’s worth.
Tonight, we’re going to respond to a kind letter from a listener, impart some wisdom on Israel, and play our new Starcucks ad! Chuck checks in too! All this, plus, news of the weird, wonderful, and wicked.
Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — Aloha Snackbar Edition, October 22, 2023
We still don’t have a speaker, and nobody cares. Hamas needs to be wiped from the planet but dumb college students disagree. Tlaib and BLM are terrorists, but you’ll be arrested for pointing that out (we’re certainly shadow banned for that). The Cabbage in Chief’s handlers want more and more and more and more and more. Screw 1A, 2A, and any other A that get in the way. Meanwhile, Russia has employed dolphins and Biden’s face is a phallus.
Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — No Walls Edition, October 10, 2023
Hamas and Biden sitting in a tree, bomb the entire Holy city. Sells the wall, then wants it back. Now even McCarthy is under attack. Dems really hate that orange man bad. D.C. violence makes everyone sad. Amazon Alexa may open her eyes. Our government still only tells us lies.
Tonight we’ll catch up on Dear Leader’s not-so-triumphant Middle Eastern tour and knee bend, we’ll share fun and heartwarming stories, catch you up on the Great Reset, and fill you in on a personal life change that will affect future shows. Join us in chat during the live show, or do all the things (like, share, subscribe) if you’re listening after.