It’s Only WWIII — Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening!


Big bubbles in the Nord Streams. Chinese and Russian cruisers cruse by. Hurricane Ian is a great excuse. Iran goes full George Floyd, except not. Biden is a ped—oh, heck, we knew that. Stacey Abrams has issues with reality…again… California is going full electric, except not. Censorship is 24-carrot nonsense. There are racists under the bed drinking milk. The FBI plants traps — or is it traps plants? Venezuela is Biden’s model economy.

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Queen Pelosi’s Last Great Week


The Jan. 6 witch trials continue — with lies AND ice cream! The leaked draft almost gets Kavanaugh killed. Ol’ Nance does drag. The WHO is racist and the CDC gives sex advice. Portugal is trying to export Californians. RINOs gonna RINO. Musk threatens to make Twitter employees work for a living. Biden…oh, just #FJB already…

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Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — Trust the Government, No, Really, Edition, April 10, 2022


Capitol police let more protestors go. The FBI infiltrates itself and loses its own case. The Sacramento mass shooting gets downgraded because…melanin… Newsome blames guns, not people. The CCP takes a break from Uyghur genocide to starve out the rest of China. Ukrainians get creative with tracking and smacking. Teachers can’t stop saying gay. We still have cancer and student loans, thanks Brandon.

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Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening – CCW News September 19, 2021


The J6 rally was a dry nothingburger. Professional parasite AOC embarrasses herself in Chick-fil-A bag made by a tax dodger. Gavin Newsome holds his throne. Go to SF to get paid to not shoot, or go to Chicago to get sued if you do. The tolerant Left loves slave labor and homeless camps under bridges. Milley proudly commits treason and the Harris-Biden regime couldn’t be prouder.

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