Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening! Scary but True Edition, All Hallow’s Eve, 2023


The three little terrorists lived in a straw house with wolves only huffing and puffing and nothing else. Who the hell is Mike Johnson? US college students go full Hitler Youth. Pfizer hides all the things you knew Pfizer was hiding. Oregon is dumb, but we knew that; just look at Portland. RFK ducks the CIA, for what it’s worth.

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Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — Even Santa is a Spy Edition, Christmas 2022


The Twitter files confirm what we already knew, “journalists” cry about being treated the same as us commoners, the CIA killed Kennedy (but we knew that, too), Oxford and Cambridge no longer understand simple words, Trump out-Trumped himself, Fetterman’s strongest sense is fashion, Biden gave the US economy to Ukraine for Christmas.

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