Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — Cinco de Mayday Edition, May 8, 2024


Pro-Hamas protestors need more brown people, apparently, but at least they’re not xenophobic like most of the East, according to the Cabbage in Chief. Thomas Massie dodges Ukrainian flags on the floor, but might still go to jail for reading the Bible. Biden continues his election meddling, though it seems to be melting like his face. Still, he struggles to maintain eye contact with the plebs. The US absolutely, positively has no boots on the ground in Gaza (wink).

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Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — Malarky, Tomfoolery, and Monkeyshines Edition, April 21, 2024


Trump out-shines the shams. RINOs extort and waste our money again…again… Amazon is dishonest – who woulda thunk? Kennedy’s family is as awful as ever. Biden has another banner week, now with cannibals!

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Butterflocalypse


Tonight we regale you with tales of our caterpilarpocalypse that has turned into a butterfly wonderland.

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