Banana Republic Edition — Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening


Mar-a-Lago more-or-less raided, conspiracies abound. IRS arms up. US exports greenbacks to greased palms. Salman Rushdie gets a visit from the religion of peace. States step in to protect against King Brandon.

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No News to Me Edition — Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening!


The Fresh Prince finally feels sorry. Talcum X buys a pooch. Diversity hire fails, per usual. Man arrested for having opinion. Recession avoided! Nancy gets island nation bombed, and not in the way she normally is. Mr. Pelosi gets privileges. Brandon takes out a bad guy; sadly it’s not himself.

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