Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — No Walls Edition, October 10, 2023


Hamas and Biden sitting in a tree, bomb the entire Holy city. Sells the wall, then wants it back. Now even McCarthy is under attack. Dems really hate that orange man bad. D.C. violence makes everyone sad. Amazon Alexa may open her eyes. Our government still only tells us lies.

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Coming for Your Children


Intro Butthead City Drive-through employee drives customers away. Pelosi is running again. SF gets what it pays for.   News of the Weird and Wonderful More weird than wonderful Three-Eyed “Dinosaur Shrimp” Are Waking Up At Burning Man   Cheers,…

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Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — Not so Civil War Edition, August 27, 2023


Trump’s mugshot breaks the internet, possibly the world. Biden’s banana republic tries to take out Musk, too. Oh, and heeeeere’s lockdowns! Just in time for election interference, like the indictments weren’t enough. Biden disgraces the mainland in Maui simply by being himself. DeSantis goes full Hillary. We have an alcohol czar. No…really. Prigozhin’s totally not being tortured by the Kremlin. Totally.

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