Fake it if You Can’t Make it Edition — Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening!


Goodbye choco taco. Lia Thomas loses to a girl. Matt Gaetz calls ‘em like he sees ‘em. AOC gets in $50 worth of trouble with the popo. Alan Eyre cancels himself. Bill de Blasio finally gives in to popular demands. Twitter and Reddit name all rainbow folk “groomers.” Cannibalism, no, really. Biden gets cancer, corona, and legal aids.

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Prudent Investments Edition — Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening!


Dear Leader fistbumps his way through an apology tour. Gavin Newsome cops a feel on the Whitehouse. Blackface Trudeau visits a cartoon barber. Pelosi is corrupt…but that’s not news…. King Brandon explodes on reporters…because he’s not news… New York is bracing for the aftermath of Biden’s foreign policies.

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Oil Vey!


Tonight we’ll catch up on Dear Leader’s not-so-triumphant Middle Eastern tour and knee bend, we’ll share fun and heartwarming stories, catch you up on the Great Reset, and fill you in on a personal life change that will affect future shows. Join us in chat during the live show, or do all the things (like, share, subscribe) if you’re listening after.

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New HQ!


We took a hiatus as we tried to find all the pieces and parts of our studio (and life) in boxes, boxes, boxes. This week marks our return from the move from H-E-double hockey sticks in many ways. We’ll share the harrowing story of our move and setup, catch up on current events, share some fun News of the Weird and Wonderful, and your personalized horrorscope!

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Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening – CCW News 04-25-2021


Big news at CNN, the USPS goes covert, celebratory riots over Chauvin verdict, LeBron James proves his intellect, OJ offers first-hand advice, Kirsten Gillibrand redefines bipartisanship, YouTube awards YouTube a prize for mass censorship, former Vice President Biden embarrasses us on the world stage…again…

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Gender reveal

Revealed!


Tonight we talk about disastrous gender reveal parities; fun and amazing people; the weirdness that is the “new normal”; and watermelon appletinis! Chuck fills us in on the week’s news, we have a new sponsor, and lots of other goodies.

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