Ghosts ARE the Machine — Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening!


The racist, sexist hurricane met its match. Biden is Puerto Rican because…reasons. UC Berkley goes full fascist. Fauci gets rich off fear porn. Biden sees more dead people. Democrats will cure weather. Italian families are the end of the world. Late night didn’t end early enough. The NYT eats crow. OPEC laughs in Biden’s face. Putin declares the end of the world where there will be no mean tweets.

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It’s only WW3


Join us as we get one day closer to our inevitable doom. We will have some fun on the way ro the showdown, with Chuck giving us the lowdown and a Weird and Wonderful hoedown!

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Prudent Investments Edition — Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening!


Dear Leader fistbumps his way through an apology tour. Gavin Newsome cops a feel on the Whitehouse. Blackface Trudeau visits a cartoon barber. Pelosi is corrupt…but that’s not news…. King Brandon explodes on reporters…because he’s not news… New York is bracing for the aftermath of Biden’s foreign policies.

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