Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — Malarky, Tomfoolery, and Monkeyshines Edition, April 21, 2024


Trump out-shines the shams. RINOs extort and waste our money again…again… Amazon is dishonest – who woulda thunk? Kennedy’s family is as awful as ever. Biden has another banner week, now with cannibals!

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Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — Swift Resolutions Edition, February 8, 2024


Farmers in the EU are fighting back, as are the king’s t-cells. NYC allows illegals to pelt their own cops. CA will be offering free surgeries to border crashers. The UN dabbles in slavery, again. Nikki Haley loses to no one, then says it was rigged in no one’s favor. Ronna McDaniel needs to go, but will she? Marianne Williamson was running? Brazil goes full Jan. 6. Biden talks to felt creatures.

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Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — Unconstitutional Edition, September 11, 2023


Democrats have given up hiding their disdain for the Constitution. They’re also hunting anyone who complains about it, including duly elected Presidents. Sanctuary cities regret their stupid choice. The meat puppet in chief has made us weaker, poorer, and more in danger of nuclear war. NASA makes air.

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Coming for Your Children


Intro Butthead City Drive-through employee drives customers away. Pelosi is running again. SF gets what it pays for.   News of the Weird and Wonderful More weird than wonderful Three-Eyed “Dinosaur Shrimp” Are Waking Up At Burning Man   Cheers,…

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Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — Disincentivized Independence Edition, July, 2023


The Supreme Court is on a roll. Dems are breaking their own laws to try to find a law that Trump broke. NYC mayor traffics in humans and soon-to-be bad pizza, then insults Holocaust survivors. Canada still doesn’t want its geese back; sets fire to France. Zelenskyy withholds democracy in the name of protecting democracy.

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Truth is Spookier than Fiction Edition — Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening!


Elon frees the bird, and the spoiled twits freak out. We found the single politician who doesn’t like flinging poo. NYC might have to pay for its hypocrisy. It came from lab, duh. Pelosi and Abrams solve the economy by changing the subject. Biden does a whammy of an interview.

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