Democrats have given up hiding their disdain for the Constitution. They’re also hunting anyone who complains about it, including duly elected Presidents. Sanctuary cities regret their stupid choice. The meat puppet in chief has made us weaker, poorer, and more in danger of nuclear war. NASA makes air.
Intro Butthead City Drive-through employee drives customers away. Pelosi is running again. SF gets what it pays for. News of the Weird and Wonderful More weird than wonderful Three-Eyed “Dinosaur Shrimp” Are Waking Up At Burning Man Cheers,…
The Supreme Court is on a roll. Dems are breaking their own laws to try to find a law that Trump broke. NYC mayor traffics in humans and soon-to-be bad pizza, then insults Holocaust survivors. Canada still doesn’t want its geese back; sets fire to France. Zelenskyy withholds democracy in the name of protecting democracy.
Elon frees the bird, and the spoiled twits freak out. We found the single politician who doesn’t like flinging poo. NYC might have to pay for its hypocrisy. It came from lab, duh. Pelosi and Abrams solve the economy by changing the subject. Biden does a whammy of an interview.
Goodbye choco taco. Lia Thomas loses to a girl. Matt Gaetz calls ‘em like he sees ‘em. AOC gets in $50 worth of trouble with the popo. Alan Eyre cancels himself. Bill de Blasio finally gives in to popular demands. Twitter and Reddit name all rainbow folk “groomers.” Cannibalism, no, really. Biden gets cancer, corona, and legal aids.
SCOTUS is on fire, and so are most cities. Eric Adams hates motorcycles. Things were actually worse in Uvalde than we imagined. Go woke, get eaten by dinosaurs. Lefties are still trying to create a past insurrection while simultaneously engaging in a current one. All of this, of course, is a big distraction from Ghilsaine Maxwell not Epsteining herself.
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