Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — March 6, 2022


The Queen is quite amused. The WEF somehow manages to get even creepier. All of media is conspiring to assist Putin, and they can still get Happy Meals! Dear Leader Brandon warns us against fallout while still buying Russian oil.

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Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — February 20, 2022


Happy Brain-dead Resident’s Day. The ATF went full SS. The Olympics ended with the same yawn it started with. Trudeau attacks his own people. So does New Zealand. Prince Chuck is in hot water again. Another of Epstein’s buddies got Epsteined.

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Canadian trucker

Hold the Line


We let Chuck talk about the truckers in Canada. Lots of good news about great people. Enjoy our first documentary: The Meanderthals!

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Wazzup with the Olympics? NYC mayor Eric Adams foists a disgusting diet on kids that even he won’t follow. If you make enough billions, you can do anything to anyone any time. Canadian Prime Minister Trudeau has gone full on fascist, just like daddy. Australia finally wakes up. Biden’s crack pipe debunking debunked. Get out of Ukraine now — easiest way is through the US southern border.

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Be our Valentine


Infinitely better than the Stupid Bowl! (who’s playing, anyway? Skantoonian Scarecrows? Muldovia Marauders? Cleveland Browns?) Check in with Chuck, party at the year’s first Poetry Corner, and bone up on some good news about great people.

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Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening – CCW News August 1, 2021


So the pregnant man emoji is a thing, but not as sinister as gaming PCs. Why did we bail out France in WW2 if they’re just gonna go full fascist anyway? Pelosi continues imposing rules she doesn’t intend on following. The Olympics, amiright? Biden eats his boogers on live TV.

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