2023-01-31 Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening


Justice isn’t good enough for Tyre’s murder. Adam Schiff continues to shill for China. Pelosi hangs on tight to what’s most important. Netflix boots their base. Only Fans, is it really for preschoolers? M&Ms aren’t satisfied with just being un-sexy. Project Veritas simply verifies at this point. Plants are smarter than our president.

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Three Rings


Tonight on CounterCultureWISE we will discuss the historic “vote” in the circus house. Chuck gives us an update of the world’s goings-on, we present a new episode of Slumlord University, and of course share plenty of News of the Weird & Wonderful

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Truth is Spookier than Fiction Edition — Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening!


Elon frees the bird, and the spoiled twits freak out. We found the single politician who doesn’t like flinging poo. NYC might have to pay for its hypocrisy. It came from lab, duh. Pelosi and Abrams solve the economy by changing the subject. Biden does a whammy of an interview.

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No News to Me Edition — Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening!


The Fresh Prince finally feels sorry. Talcum X buys a pooch. Diversity hire fails, per usual. Man arrested for having opinion. Recession avoided! Nancy gets island nation bombed, and not in the way she normally is. Mr. Pelosi gets privileges. Brandon takes out a bad guy; sadly it’s not himself.

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Prudent Investments Edition — Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening!


Dear Leader fistbumps his way through an apology tour. Gavin Newsome cops a feel on the Whitehouse. Blackface Trudeau visits a cartoon barber. Pelosi is corrupt…but that’s not news…. King Brandon explodes on reporters…because he’s not news… New York is bracing for the aftermath of Biden’s foreign policies.

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Queen Pelosi’s Last Great Week


The Jan. 6 witch trials continue — with lies AND ice cream! The leaked draft almost gets Kavanaugh killed. Ol’ Nance does drag. The WHO is racist and the CDC gives sex advice. Portugal is trying to export Californians. RINOs gonna RINO. Musk threatens to make Twitter employees work for a living. Biden…oh, just #FJB already…

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