Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — Not so Civil War Edition, August 27, 2023


Trump’s mugshot breaks the internet, possibly the world. Biden’s banana republic tries to take out Musk, too. Oh, and heeeeere’s lockdowns! Just in time for election interference, like the indictments weren’t enough. Biden disgraces the mainland in Maui simply by being himself. DeSantis goes full Hillary. We have an alcohol czar. No…really. Prigozhin’s totally not being tortured by the Kremlin. Totally.

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Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — Oh, Thank Heaven Edition, July 11, 2023


From Diet Coke to REAL coke in the Whitehouse, thank Heaven we’ve returned decency, amiright? Stop being so chaste, Planned Parenthood needs your business! Musk and Zuck update. Bond villain Bill is at it again; will he block out the sun with mosquitoes? France is still on fire, but they can’t tell you about it — find out why. Guess where Prigozhin is hiding. No, seriously, guess!

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