Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — High Penalty Edition, March 28, 2024


Special treatment for political rivals, handing out money to an invading army, and container ships slamming into major bridges. Lots to talk about this week!

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Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — Chinese Takeout Edition, February 18, 2024


Kiss off, Myorkis. Chiao, Chao. Whatever, Willis. Really, Cally? Wrong, Wong. ICE – not nice. Haha, Hawaii. Shotsplatters matter. Southern Fried Idiot does TikTok. Not OK for JFK. Soros ain’t selling.

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Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening – Gall Around the World Edition, January 22, 2024


DeSantis out, Sasquatch in. ESPN takes the L. Kamala and Fani…need I say more? SI GTFO. Yup, the ‘rona was exactly as you thought, and they did exactly what you thought about it. Trudeau doesn’t want criminals to be embarrassed. Australia loves their pedos. Javier BTFOs the WEF. Russia and China, but we saw that coming. Watch your back if you buy a bible.

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Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — Not so Civil War Edition, August 27, 2023


Trump’s mugshot breaks the internet, possibly the world. Biden’s banana republic tries to take out Musk, too. Oh, and heeeeere’s lockdowns! Just in time for election interference, like the indictments weren’t enough. Biden disgraces the mainland in Maui simply by being himself. DeSantis goes full Hillary. We have an alcohol czar. No…really. Prigozhin’s totally not being tortured by the Kremlin. Totally.

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Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — Inclusivity Edition, April 30, 2023


China is a$$hoe. Turdo backs up; so does Ouchy Fauci. Downs Barbie is a thing. Modern brides just aren’t hairy enough. Crowder gets Depp’d. Florida protects children; groomers spaz out. Trump brags about Big Macs while Basement Joe tells Whoppers.

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Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — Don Bidenini Edition, March 19, 2023


There was a Silicon Valley Bank, and now we have to pay for its failure? WW3, and we’re to blame. Nuff said. The train wreck is no longer Trump’s fault: it’s Russia’s. Introducing yet another Biden Crime Family member: the cuckster. Trump’s getting arrested? Mkay. Gary Glitter gets in trouble for doing what Hollywood does every day. Ranch dressing flavored ice cream. I swear I am not making this up.

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