Trump’s mugshot breaks the internet, possibly the world. Biden’s banana republic tries to take out Musk, too. Oh, and heeeeere’s lockdowns! Just in time for election interference, like the indictments weren’t enough. Biden disgraces the mainland in Maui simply by being himself. DeSantis goes full Hillary. We have an alcohol czar. No…really. Prigozhin’s totally not being tortured by the Kremlin. Totally.
China is a$$hoe. Turdo backs up; so does Ouchy Fauci. Downs Barbie is a thing. Modern brides just aren’t hairy enough. Crowder gets Depp’d. Florida protects children; groomers spaz out. Trump brags about Big Macs while Basement Joe tells Whoppers.
There was a Silicon Valley Bank, and now we have to pay for its failure? WW3, and we’re to blame. Nuff said. The train wreck is no longer Trump’s fault: it’s Russia’s. Introducing yet another Biden Crime Family member: the cuckster. Trump’s getting arrested? Mkay. Gary Glitter gets in trouble for doing what Hollywood does every day. Ranch dressing flavored ice cream. I swear I am not making this up.
There seems to be a ball game on again or something, but here at CCW, we have way more interesting things to talk about. Of course, our new field reporter, Aaliyah, will report on the Stupid Bowl – but we’ll also have the inside report on the State of the Union and News of the Weird and Wonderful. This is better than super, even better than the Puppy Bowl!
Tonight, Karen gets schooled by a coach, CCW Labs presents their newest product, and a modern chess match goes…about the way you would expect it to these days. Plus, as always, News of the Weird and Wonderful, Holy Crap This is Actually Happening, and so, so much more
Catching up on news from last week, Brittan’s PM is out, Bannon is in, Musk is chief Twit, Ye is cancelled, Haiti says no to further Clinton occupation, Biden’s war is Russia is going swimmingly, McDonalds jumps the shark, video games are blamed for deaths caused by the jabbity jabbitty, the UK buffers baby killing, Boston boosts the boosters, TikTok is a Chinese spy, DNA kits for kids, and pot through Uber.