Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — Disincentivized Independence Edition, July, 2023


The Supreme Court is on a roll. Dems are breaking their own laws to try to find a law that Trump broke. NYC mayor traffics in humans and soon-to-be bad pizza, then insults Holocaust survivors. Canada still doesn’t want its geese back; sets fire to France. Zelenskyy withholds democracy in the name of protecting democracy.

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Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — Check for Brains Edition, March 2023


January 6 video is released, which ticks off the MSM, Democrats, and censorious tyrants — but I repeat myself. Another train derailed in Ohio and Biden still doesn’t care. Dilbert gets cancelled for things unrelated to Dilbert. The DOJ wants to grab Alex Jones’s pussy. Entitled brats enlist the Biden regime to extort their drug money from us. The empty space between Biden’s ears gets a once-over by firemen.

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Misinformation Malarky Edition — Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening!


The Biden cabal is desperate to keep the orange man down, and they’re willing to do anything including blatant election meddling, weaponizing the FBI, and violating the Constitution — but, hey, no mean tweets, amiright? Even a broken clock is correct more often than Fauci. The Bidens play ping pong with the ooga booga virus. Kids who were isolated and tortured for two years are developmentally delayed, who woulda thunk? TikTok and the CCP generously vow to control our elections. Reuters publishes yet another falsified hit piece — yawn. Twitter doesn’t sell our information, it gives it away. Apple gets more genocide-y. California is a hellhole, but that’s not news. King Brandon pulls a Hail Mary and extra-super-double screws the economy.

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