Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening! Oh, Canada! Edition


Check checks in with several stories from our neighbors to the north.

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Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — Chinese Takeout Edition, February 18, 2024


Kiss off, Myorkis. Chiao, Chao. Whatever, Willis. Really, Cally? Wrong, Wong. ICE – not nice. Haha, Hawaii. Shotsplatters matter. Southern Fried Idiot does TikTok. Not OK for JFK. Soros ain’t selling.

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Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — An Inconvenient Edition, March 26, 2023


Trump’s not-tweet stirs things up. Sargassum is gonna ruin Florida. The delicate Democrat majority is under the weather. Philadelphia pays for its own destruction. Tic tock, TikTok’s time is short. IQ is dropping. Uvalde cops are afraid of their own shadows, but we knew that.

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Free and Open Edition — Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening!


Catching up on news from last week, Brittan’s PM is out, Bannon is in, Musk is chief Twit, Ye is cancelled, Haiti says no to further Clinton occupation, Biden’s war is Russia is going swimmingly, McDonalds jumps the shark, video games are blamed for deaths caused by the jabbity jabbitty, the UK buffers baby killing, Boston boosts the boosters, TikTok is a Chinese spy, DNA kits for kids, and pot through Uber.

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Misinformation Malarky Edition — Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening!


The Biden cabal is desperate to keep the orange man down, and they’re willing to do anything including blatant election meddling, weaponizing the FBI, and violating the Constitution — but, hey, no mean tweets, amiright? Even a broken clock is correct more often than Fauci. The Bidens play ping pong with the ooga booga virus. Kids who were isolated and tortured for two years are developmentally delayed, who woulda thunk? TikTok and the CCP generously vow to control our elections. Reuters publishes yet another falsified hit piece — yawn. Twitter doesn’t sell our information, it gives it away. Apple gets more genocide-y. California is a hellhole, but that’s not news. King Brandon pulls a Hail Mary and extra-super-double screws the economy.

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