Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening! Domestic Terrorist Edition, November 12, 2023


Trump won the debates again, so Pravda runs hit pieces based on their inability to grasp context. Pennsylvania promises your votes count, just not exactly toward what you voted for. Crowder releases the Nashville manifesto since our supposed public servants couldn’t be bothered to serve the public. Mr. Beast is under fire from self-righteous lefties, again, for doing good in the world, again. The horror! Hamas supporters Rashida Tlaib and Ilhan Omar break glass with their shrieking, while other Squad members break glass in case of fire, but only when there’s no fire. Loving parents are the worst terrorists this world has ever seen. This is actually happening.

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Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — Aloha Snackbar Edition, October 22, 2023


We still don’t have a speaker, and nobody cares. Hamas needs to be wiped from the planet but dumb college students disagree. Tlaib and BLM are terrorists, but you’ll be arrested for pointing that out (we’re certainly shadow banned for that). The Cabbage in Chief’s handlers want more and more and more and more and more. Screw 1A, 2A, and any other A that get in the way. Meanwhile, Russia has employed dolphins and Biden’s face is a phallus.

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