Tag: Trump

Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening! Domestic Terrorist Edition, November 12, 2023

Trump won the debates again, so Pravda runs hit pieces based on their inability to grasp context. Pennsylvania promises your votes count, just not exactly toward what you voted for. Crowder releases the Nashville manifesto since our supposed public servants couldn’t be bothered to serve the public. Mr. Beast is under fire from self-righteous lefties, again, for doing good in the world, again. The horror! Hamas supporters Rashida Tlaib and Ilhan Omar break glass with their shrieking, while other Squad members break glass in case of fire, but only when there’s no fire. Loving parents are the worst terrorists this world has ever seen. This is actually happening.

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Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — Unconstitutional Edition, September 11, 2023

Democrats have given up hiding their disdain for the Constitution. They’re also hunting anyone who complains about it, including duly elected Presidents. Sanctuary cities regret their stupid choice. The meat puppet in chief has made us weaker, poorer, and more in danger of nuclear war. NASA makes air.

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Coming for Your Children

Intro Butthead City Drive-through employee drives customers away. Pelosi is running again. SF gets what it pays for.   News of the Weird and Wonderful More weird than wonderful Three-Eyed “Dinosaur Shrimp” Are Waking Up At Burning Man   Cheers,…

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Orange is the New Black

Tonight we’ll talk about the latest Moon landing, the legend that was Bob Barker, and Joe’s bumblings on Maui. All this, plus, news of the weird, wonderful, and wicked. And, if you play nice, some Florida Man!

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Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — Even More Democratic than before Edition, September 3, 2023

Trump made it a whole week without going to court. Fascist Fauci is at it again. The WGA has worse fish to fry with the Strike Force Five. McConnell needs to be put out pasture. Biden’s vacations are the only thing saving us from Biden.

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Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — Not so Civil War Edition, August 27, 2023

Trump’s mugshot breaks the internet, possibly the world. Biden’s banana republic tries to take out Musk, too. Oh, and heeeeere’s lockdowns! Just in time for election interference, like the indictments weren’t enough. Biden disgraces the mainland in Maui simply by being himself. DeSantis goes full Hillary. We have an alcohol czar. No…really. Prigozhin’s totally not being tortured by the Kremlin. Totally.

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