Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — Cinco de Mayday Edition, May 8, 2024


Pro-Hamas protestors need more brown people, apparently, but at least they’re not xenophobic like most of the East, according to the Cabbage in Chief. Thomas Massie dodges Ukrainian flags on the floor, but might still go to jail for reading the Bible. Biden continues his election meddling, though it seems to be melting like his face. Still, he struggles to maintain eye contact with the plebs. The US absolutely, positively has no boots on the ground in Gaza (wink).

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Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — Malarky, Tomfoolery, and Monkeyshines Edition, April 21, 2024


Trump out-shines the shams. RINOs extort and waste our money again…again… Amazon is dishonest – who woulda thunk? Kennedy’s family is as awful as ever. Biden has another banner week, now with cannibals!

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Butterflocalypse


Tonight we regale you with tales of our caterpilarpocalypse that has turned into a butterfly wonderland.

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Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — High Penalty Edition, March 28, 2024


Special treatment for political rivals, handing out money to an invading army, and container ships slamming into major bridges. Lots to talk about this week!

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Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — Well-Meaning Edition, February 11, 2024


The two-tiered “justice” system soft-serves a corrupt senile man….nothing…

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Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening – Gall Around the World Edition, January 22, 2024


DeSantis out, Sasquatch in. ESPN takes the L. Kamala and Fani…need I say more? SI GTFO. Yup, the ‘rona was exactly as you thought, and they did exactly what you thought about it. Trudeau doesn’t want criminals to be embarrassed. Australia loves their pedos. Javier BTFOs the WEF. Russia and China, but we saw that coming. Watch your back if you buy a bible.

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