Orange is the New Black
Tonight we’ll talk about the latest Moon landing, the legend that was Bob Barker, and Joe’s bumblings on Maui. All this, plus, news of the weird, wonderful, and wicked. And, if you play nice, some Florida Man!
Tag: Twitter
Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — Not so Civil War Edition, August 27, 2023
Trump’s mugshot breaks the internet, possibly the world. Biden’s banana republic tries to take out Musk, too. Oh, and heeeeere’s lockdowns! Just in time for election interference, like the indictments weren’t enough. Biden disgraces the mainland in Maui simply by being himself. DeSantis goes full Hillary. We have an alcohol czar. No…really. Prigozhin’s totally not being tortured by the Kremlin. Totally.
Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — Boomers, Blockheads, & Buffoons Edition, July 30, 2023
Biden cures cancer, or so he says. Hunter cures himself of delusions of grandeur, or so the judge says. Biden’s DOJ puts a hit out on RFK Jr. Musk un-tweets Twitter. Pedo Spacey gets off yet again. Our military is taken over by foreign invaders. McConnell experiences the Blue Screen of Death, but no one cares. The atrocity of gender reassignment surgery is Trump’s fault, somehow. #clownworld
Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — Look over Here Edition, June, 2023
1 UFC’s Dana White says Musk & Zuckerberg are ‘absolutely dead serious’ about possible cage fight Andrew Tate offers to train Musk === 2 Expert Who Begged Off a Titanic Sub Mission Saw an Implosion Coming === 3…
Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — Feinstein, Fetterman, and Fools Edition, June 6, 2023
Desantis announcement goes…uh… AOC’s parody breaks AOC, then her cow farts break Ireland. Nellis cancels drag but not Pride. Dominion CEO whines to the Times. YouTube is pretending that free speach is allowed. Biden goes boom. A.I. does law. Feinstein never left; Fetterman never arrived. Singing in public is unpatriotic. Avoid Vegas at all costs.
Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — Self-identifying Edition, April 25, 2023
Twitter crybullies are no longer true to blue. Jill Biden’s husband is being run again. Baldwin gets a few more shots in. Washington state is coming for your children. The UN is coming for the rest. The left can’t stop trying to lynch Clarence Thomas. Mmm mmm mmm mmm. Time to blow your credit so that you can afford your home. Wide open borders and free plane rides from the ex-presidents, whee! Life finds a way. Texas wants morals, oh no! The great fake news purge begins.