Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — Swift Resolutions Edition, February 8, 2024


Farmers in the EU are fighting back, as are the king’s t-cells. NYC allows illegals to pelt their own cops. CA will be offering free surgeries to border crashers. The UN dabbles in slavery, again. Nikki Haley loses to no one, then says it was rigged in no one’s favor. Ronna McDaniel needs to go, but will she? Marianne Williamson was running? Brazil goes full Jan. 6. Biden talks to felt creatures.

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Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — Self-identifying Edition, April 25, 2023


Twitter crybullies are no longer true to blue. Jill Biden’s husband is being run again. Baldwin gets a few more shots in. Washington state is coming for your children. The UN is coming for the rest. The left can’t stop trying to lynch Clarence Thomas. Mmm mmm mmm mmm. Time to blow your credit so that you can afford your home. Wide open borders and free plane rides from the ex-presidents, whee! Life finds a way. Texas wants morals, oh no! The great fake news purge begins.

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