Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — Drug Sniffing Dogs Edition, August 9, 2023


Treasonous Joe does treason-y things. Man bites dog, dog bites back. The IRS goes full Democrat. RFK Jr. goes full non-Democrat. LA homeless enjoy food delivery. China is exporting their leaky labs to California.

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Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — Oh, Thank Heaven Edition, July 11, 2023


From Diet Coke to REAL coke in the Whitehouse, thank Heaven we’ve returned decency, amiright? Stop being so chaste, Planned Parenthood needs your business! Musk and Zuck update. Bond villain Bill is at it again; will he block out the sun with mosquitoes? France is still on fire, but they can’t tell you about it — find out why. Guess where Prigozhin is hiding. No, seriously, guess!

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Prudent Investments Edition — Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening!


Dear Leader fistbumps his way through an apology tour. Gavin Newsome cops a feel on the Whitehouse. Blackface Trudeau visits a cartoon barber. Pelosi is corrupt…but that’s not news…. King Brandon explodes on reporters…because he’s not news… New York is bracing for the aftermath of Biden’s foreign policies.

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Biden's Virtual Conference

Biden’s Virtual Conference


Based on what actually happened, this is Biden’s Virtual Conference done CCW style

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