Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening! Look At All the Chips Edition, August 13, 2023
Nestlé’s sawdust cookies are out of this world…and off the shelves. The Trump witch hunt lost all its mojo, no, wait, that’s evidence. It lost its evidence. Sam Bankman-Fried got popped right back into jail for being even more of a jerk, if that were possible. Biden is trying to out-bet the House, but the House always wins.