Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — Nuclear Witch Hunt Edition, February 2023


Tiger does a misogyny and CNN ain’t having it. An actual witch is witch hunting Trump. Kamala hates us but adores her busses and circles. Wikkiwikki leaves ScrewTube. Don Lemon gets squeezed. The Biden family is full of criminals, surprise surprise. King Brandon hand-delivered our money to Ukraine while avoiding disasters at home. Trump trumps Biden’s domestic aid.

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It’s only WW3


Join us as we get one day closer to our inevitable doom. We will have some fun on the way ro the showdown, with Chuck giving us the lowdown and a Weird and Wonderful hoedown!

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The Yeeted by YouTube Episode — Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening!


In 2021, we started a joke newscast that later came to be known as, “Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening.” We launched it — audio only — during our Sunday podcast. This 2-minute segment got our entire 3-hour show DELETED, a hard strike on our account, banned off the platform for several days, and so shadow banned that we never saw another sub.

I’m really proud of that. -M

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Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening – CCW News 04-25-2021


Big news at CNN, the USPS goes covert, celebratory riots over Chauvin verdict, LeBron James proves his intellect, OJ offers first-hand advice, Kirsten Gillibrand redefines bipartisanship, YouTube awards YouTube a prize for mass censorship, former Vice President Biden embarrasses us on the world stage…again…

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America in distress

Helena Handbasket


Seriously? What is wrong with you people? I’m talking to YOU! Tune in for a new Poetry Corner, some hot takes, a goofy ad or two, and the consummate Florida Man.

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Kevin Kostiner on CCW Radio!

Kevin Kostiner


This is a big day for little ol’ CCWise! We get to interview the one, the only Kevin Kostiner! …OK, the one, the OTHER only? Well…one of ‘em, anyway. Certainly not the least of them, though! Kevin is the creator…

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